Sandwiché

EXT: A table outside a cafe. A MAN sits, biting from a sandwich he is holding. A PASSERBY walks up.

PASSERBY
Excuse me sir, are you eating a sandwiché?

MAN
Uh, no, it's just a sandwich.

PASSERBY
Ah. Well, you should add this e to the end of it.

PASSERBY pulls from his vest pocket a lower case "e". He adds it to the end of the sandwich in MAN's hand.

MAN
Wow, a sandwiché! Thanks mister!

PASSERBY has exited during MAN'S excitement.

MAN
WAIT!!! WHERE'D YOU GO? I don't even know your name!

He collapses, sobbing.

MAN
All I have is this....sandwiché....

A woman with a black eye enters. She is smoking a cigarette. She holds up a card that reads:
"Fin."

BLACKOUT.