Dinosaur Bob

This is an old-timey cartoon, vintage film projector look, you get the idea.

VOICE

Wake up campers, because....

CHORUS

Here comes Dinosaur Booooooooob!

DINOSAUR BOB walks out. He's half-cowboy, half-dragon.

DINOSAUR BOB

Well hey there kids. Thanks for comin out to the Cuddly Corral. Remember how much fun we had yesterday? Well get ready to have even more! Yessir.

The SCARLET WIZARD enters riding on a giant Mantis.

WIZARD

Death comes to you on swift wings, Bob!

DINOSAUR BOB

The Scarlet Wizard! No!!!!!

Carnage ensues and it's scary.

CHORUS

And there goes Dinosaur Booooooooobbb!

BLACKOUT.