Friday, September 18, 2009

Jellyfish Armpits

Video. EXT - a water fountain in a public square. We hear an off-camera singing CHORUS.

CHORUS
Who's that guy with jellyfish armpits?

MAN pops into frame. He has jellyfish in his armpits.

MAN (lifting his arms)
Meeeee!

CHORUS
That's right!

EXT - we see a street vendor.

CHORUS
Who's that guy who buys griddle cakes and has jellyfish in his armpits?

MAN bounces into frame eating fried dough.

MAN
That's meeeeee!

CHORUS
Uh huh!!!!

INT - Bank teller window.

CHORUS
Who's that guy who uses an out-of-state deposit slip and also has jellyfish armpits?

MAN slides into frame, writing on deposit slip.

MAN
That's meeeeeheeheheeeheee!

CHORUS
Sure is!

EXT - Outer space.

CHORUS
Who's that guy getting penetrated by space junk moving at millions of miles per hour, and has jellyfish armpits?

MAN drifts into frame.

MAN
That would be m--

Space junk shoots through the MAN's chest and forehead in a millisecond, puncturing vital organs and killing him.

Beat.

BLACKOUT.

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