CHORUS
Who's that guy with jellyfish armpits?
MAN pops into frame. He has jellyfish in his armpits.
MAN (lifting his arms)
Meeeee!
CHORUS
That's right!
EXT - we see a street vendor.
CHORUS
Who's that guy who buys griddle cakes and has jellyfish in his armpits?
MAN bounces into frame eating fried dough.
MAN
That's meeeeee!
CHORUS
Uh huh!!!!
INT - Bank teller window.
CHORUS
Who's that guy who uses an out-of-state deposit slip and also has jellyfish armpits?
MAN slides into frame, writing on deposit slip.
MAN
That's meeeeeheeheheeeheee!
CHORUS
Sure is!
EXT - Outer space.
CHORUS
Who's that guy getting penetrated by space junk moving at millions of miles per hour, and has jellyfish armpits?
MAN drifts into frame.
MAN
That would be m--
Space junk shoots through the MAN's chest and forehead in a millisecond, puncturing vital organs and killing him.
Beat.
BLACKOUT.
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