WAITRESS
All right sir, here's your Turkey Sandwich.
She beings to walk away.
CUSTOMER
Wait, this isn't a sandwich.
WAITRESS
Oh, no?
CUSTOMER
No, it's a.....SEIS-MO-GRAAAPH.
He dramatically lifts the top slice of bread off the sandwich to reveal a large metal SEISMOGRAPH.
Angular, mental music plays. The WAITRESS runs around like the sky is falling in. The CUSTOMER looks on and cackles maniacally.
BLACKOUT.
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