Matt Koff

Here's the Matt Koff sketch.

Lights up on MATT KOFF on a couch. Beside him are ROY and ROB. They are watching a movie.

ROY

Umm, hey Matt, is this that Zac Efron movie again?

MATT

Uhhh....

ROB

Yeah, is this 17 Again, again? Why do you keep making us watch this when we come over?

MATT

Ermmm....

ROY

Yeah, what is your MALFUNCTION, MATTHEW??

ROB

IS THERE A LOG JAMMED IN YOUR FLUME?

ROY

IS THERE A LINT PARTICLE IN YOUR BELLYBUTTON?

MATT

Well....

ROY crosses to the mantlepiece.

ROY

Is this trophy something that you like?

ROY breaks trophy with a baseball bat.

ROB

Hope not 'cos it's broken now. What about these priceless pictures of your mother on her wedding day?

ROB torches the photo album with a flamethrower.

ROY

And what about this here fourth wall--

MATT

I JUST THINK THAT THE CHARACTER WORK IS REALLY EXCITING.

Beat.

MATT

IT'S....just...exciting.

Beat.

ROB

Well, my mind is at ease.

ROY

Yeah, me too!

They high-five and plop down on the couch.

BLACKOUT.