Monday, September 21, 2009

Matt Koff

Here's the Matt Koff sketch.

Lights up on MATT KOFF on a couch. Beside him are ROY and ROB. They are watching a movie.

ROY
Umm, hey Matt, is this that Zac Efron movie again?

MATT
Uhhh....

ROB
Yeah, is this 17 Again, again? Why do you keep making us watch this when we come over?

MATT
Ermmm....

ROY
Yeah, what is your MALFUNCTION, MATTHEW??

ROB
IS THERE A LOG JAMMED IN YOUR FLUME?

ROY
IS THERE A LINT PARTICLE IN YOUR BELLYBUTTON?

MATT
Well....

ROY crosses to the mantlepiece.

ROY
Is this trophy something that you like?

ROY breaks trophy with a baseball bat.

ROB
Hope not 'cos it's broken now. What about these priceless pictures of your mother on her wedding day?

ROB torches the photo album with a flamethrower.

ROY
And what about this here fourth wall--

MATT
I JUST THINK THAT THE CHARACTER WORK IS REALLY EXCITING.

Beat.

MATT
IT'S....just...exciting.

Beat.

ROB
Well, my mind is at ease.

ROY
Yeah, me too!

They high-five and plop down on the couch.

BLACKOUT.

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