Lights up on a bare stage.
ANNOUNCER
And now, today's word that, when pronounced with a stereotypically gay voice, sounds funny!......
ENTER an effeminate MAN in an easter pink sweater with a yellow mesh scarf tucked into the collar like an ascot.
MAN
Ssssssstrap. Straaaaaaap. Strapuh!
Pause. The MAN exits.
ANNOUNCER
Until next time, this is "Word of the Gay."
BLACKOUT.
haha
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