Friday, September 11, 2009

Wacky Massage


Lights up on a spa. A GUEST is in a bathrobe. A BUTLER enters.


BUTLER
Hello, miss. Your masseuse today will be Sweetums.

GUEST
Um, Sweetums?

BUTLER
Yes. Sweetums.


SWEETUMS from Looney Toons rushes in, then stands braced in the doorway facing the GUEST. The GUEST has assumed a dramatic stance. Musical sting.


GUEST
Well well well. We meet again.


MUSIC CUE: "Theme from Mortal Kombat"


V.O.
Moooooooortaaaaal Koooombaaaaaaat!


SWEETUMS and the GUEST lunge at each other.

BLACKOUT.

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